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\"Gonj\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Got fired from his job as a Chimney Sweep for not knowing all the words to Chim Chim Cher-ee. \u00a0<\/em>When optimally baked, has a sublime ability to communicate with animals, babies and the essence of inanimate objects. Plays guitar and smokes Indica; but not in that order.<\/h4>\n

\"Duby\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Fancies himself a “Lady’s man” and has been fond of the fair sex since kindergarten because he never had what Freud described as a Latency Period<\/em>. \u00a0Known for boundless energy due to smoking Sativa laced with\u00a0Flintstones’s\u00a0Vitamin<\/em>s, and is subject to rampant paranoia when oven-baked. Proudly plays the 12-string guitar, even though he contends that he “only gots 10 fingers bro”! \u00a0Cousin of Gonj.<\/h4>\n

\"Cush\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Inventor, Classicist, Chess and Fencing Master. \u00a0Retired Latin professor, spent time in county prison for flooding a school board meeting with clouds of T.H.C. gas in an effort to establish collegiality. \u00a0Uncle of Gonj and Duby.<\/h4>\n

\"cavinaugh\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Special agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Chess and Fencing master, and former ace Latin student of Unky Cush. His mission: to bring Professor Cush (and his nephews) to justice.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Aye, aye! and I\u2019ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition\u2019s flames before I give him up.\u201d – Herman Mellville<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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